So what’s happened today then?
The Guardian gives up its print and web editions in favour of Twitter.
Youtube has launched a new layout. (View any video for laugh)
Opera lets you surf the web using face gestures.
Newcastle appoints Alan Shearer as manager.
The Pirate Bay sells out to Warner.
Expedia offers flights to Mars for only $99.
The BBC launches a iPlayer on a toaster.
Lovefilm bans French films.
Harvard Professor blames Twitter for the recession.
Sitepoint reports on the internet reboot.
The New Zealand Herald reports that Microsoft has bought Apple.
MSN Messenger launches automatic mood detection.